Trolled

Porn is actually good. No terrorism. No blood. No murders. No vengeance. No cunningness. No betrayal. Just love and Atlast happy endin

I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of saying "Thank you", She's all like..."How did you get into my house?"

Women never give up. They are so insistent that they entered the wrong password over and over again until they managed to convince the computer that they're right! :P

there are 70 ways to keep a
woman happy.
One is to take her shopping.
The rest is 69.

This guy comes into a bar...
walks to the bartender and says...
" Bartender, I got a bet for you.

I'll bet you $300 that I can piss...
into that glass over there...
and not spill a drop."

The bartender looks at the glass.
It's 10 feet away.
...

He says...
..."You're telling me
you'll bet me $300...
that you can piss,
standing here into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"

Customer looks up and says:
"That's right."

Bartender says, "You've got a bet."

The guy goes, "Okay, here we go."

Pulls out his thing.
He's thinking about the glass.
He's thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.

Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.

Then he lets it rip.

He pisses all over the place.
He pisses on the bar.

He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
On the bartender's face

He's pissing everywhere
except the fucking glass!

Bartender's laughing.
He's $300 richer. He's like...

Piss dripping off his face.

bartender says, "You fucking idiot, man!
You got it in everything
except the glass!
You owe me $300, MFukr

Guy goes, " Excuse me
just one little second."
Goes in the back of the bar.
There's a couple of guys
playing pool.
He walks over to them.
Comes back to the bar.
Goes, "Here you go. $300."

The bartender's like...
"Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot!"

The guy says,
"See those guys there?
I just bet them $1000 apiece...
that I could piss on your bar...
...your floor, your phone,
and piss on you...
...and not only would you not
be mad about it..you'd be happy."
That's funny shit, huh?
"You'd be happy about it!"

If you EVER find a Woman who is beautiful,

has a great body,

intelligent,

gets things done on her own,

drives a car well,

...

has very little expectations,

is not materialistic

&

loves you unconditionally,

please realize that the alcohol you have
consumed is of the highest quality..!

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje
phone karta
he
.
1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch
kaam he . 2nd- kya kaam he yr muje
nind aa rhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
.
.
...

. 1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam
he
.
2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K
bye. Gudnyt Phone off.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
. .
.
. kuch der baad 2nd dost ko
lagta hai. jaruri
kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata
he
.
. 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?
. .
.
.
.
.. . .
.
.
1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band
karde :D :p :p:

Even if we were at home, alone for six hours,
tv is not working,
computer broken off
phone not charged
and charger lost..
no electricity.... .
.
..
.
.
.. V STILL don't STUDY.!

Char Zero ek Saat Likho
.
.
.
.
Likha? Kese? 0000 Aese? Fail...... Correct ans is "4017" Ghar Walo ne kitni Umido se Parhaya
Sab Par pani pher diya:( :P

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house
for dinner. Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!

girl's TOP 5 lies meaning..
1.I Miss U
Means-Time pas nai ho raha
h.Tmhre sath hi thoda tym
paskar lu
2.I M Single
Means- Mera past Bf
bhikhariban gaya.Ab tmhri
bari
3.Mai Couzin Se Baat Kr RaiThi
...

Means- Or do bf waiting
methe
4.Tmhri Smile..
Means-Tmhri property..
5.Mai Nhi Reh Paungi
TmhareBina
Means-Mera recharge
konkaraega?
2 all Boys 2 Warn dem n 2Gals
So dey Can Laugh

Email ids of Bollywood stars: Aishwarya – beauty.queen@budhi-hogi-
teri-maa.com
Katrina – i.know.hindi@3-words-per-
minute.com
Sonam Kapoor – chatterbox@100-
tweets-per-hour.com Dolly Bindra – stereophonic.sound@
animal-planet.com
Rajnikant - google@rajnikant.com
Akshay Kumar – tees.maar.khan@pit-
gayi.com
... Tusshar Kapoor – aa.aa.ee.ee.oo. oo.uu.uu@ektakapoor.com
Uday Chopra – wannabe.romantic.hero@
my-daddy-strongest.com
SRK – loverboy@kkkkaranjohar.com
Deepika – tattoo.is.the.new.sindoor@koi-
bhi-chalega.com Farah – 4give.me@srk.com
Ranbeer singh – sabki.band.bajaadi@
superstar.com
Preity Zinta – dimple.queen@koi-nahi-
poochta.com
AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@y uva.com
AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@
after.kaunbanegacrorepati.com
SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_
trouble@needagirlfriend.com
HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyou_hoon@ askyourdad.com
AjayDevgan: finally_IStarted_to_act@
aftersomanyyears.com
BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_Can_act@
getanotherjob.com
Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_ me@nomorerangeela.com
MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@
overexposureworks.com
AmishaPatel: kaho_na_pyar_hai@
wasmyonlyhit.com

Laughter Trolled

When a girl changes in front of you:
A) She is really interested in you
B) You're level 99 friend zoned
C) She's pretty sure you're gay :P